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11.06.2025 07:08

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
What are some photos of masturbation?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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