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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How has your life changed since starting college?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

No go.

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

What are some photos of masturbation?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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